trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
(via psychoticdanishes)
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais, via yayanonie)
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
(via deanspelvis)
screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.
i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.
(Source: samwheats-moved, via who-has-a-sonic-screwdriver)